Welcome, my friend! You have just unwittingly stumbled into the deepest, darkest dungeon of them all!

You stand at the top of a long, winding stair that spirals steeply down, disappearing into the unseen stygian depths below.

There's nothing to do but go on down!

The deeper you go, the darker it gets. The torchlight at the top of the stairs is nothing but a memory now. Still you forge onward, stumbling down the endless winding stair, feeling your way deeper into the abyss.

It's really dark down here, isn't it?

Keep going, you're almost there...

Well, here you are! You're in...

The Deepest, Darkest Dungeon of them All

All right, very freakin' funny, now get me out of here!